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Lightning Kahn
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LIGHTNING KAHN
Posted On
06/22/2005 at 11:02 PM
Author: LIGHTNING KAHN. Posted At: 06/22/2005 at 11:02 PM
Name: Lightning Kahn
Nickname: Darth Lightning
Title: Sith Apprentice
Height: 6"
Weight: 1200 lbs
Age: 18
Race: Cyborg
Home Planet: Korriban
Force Sensitive: Very
Droids: 10 battle droids, painted black and red.
Clothes: Black Sith Robe, big hood, with mechanical things taking over his mouth, nose, and everything except his eyes.
History:

Born in the an old academy in Korriban, raised and mutated by Darth Chrome. He grew up learning the basics of the darkside of the Force. Darth Chrome was told by the Lords of the Sith Academy on Korriban, that he was the chosen one to eliminate all of the Jedi. Darth Chrome told Darth Lightning, and gave him two red lightsabers, to use on his quest, which Darth Lightning used to kill his master. He left Korriban in search of a new master, academy, and a place that would aid him destroy the Jedi. He is headed for Xa Fel.
Author: Vash. Posted At: 06/23/2005 at 06:50 PM
Ok, wait wait wait. Cyborg is not a race. In order for him to be a Cyborg he would have to be part organic. So what race was he originally? And if he's just a robot, no organic features, then it's impossible for him to be force sensitive. And this takes place AFTER Return of the Jedi. Which means, if your character is 18 years old, that Korriban would be a desolate place. And there would definently not be Sith Lords hanging around it. And how did you kill a Sith Master of your own accord?
Author: Lash Lithium. Posted At: 06/23/2005 at 07:27 PM
Erm...uh I made his history, so I take the blame there. Well I really don't have an excuse. I just screwed up without leaving any important details, but I DO know that he his original race was human.


And maybe he meant 180 years old...?
Author: General Grevious. Posted At: 06/23/2005 at 07:41 PM
Height: 6"
Weight: 1200 lbs


WTF???!
Author: Daren Telcrot. Posted At: 06/23/2005 at 07:42 PM
General Grevious wrote:WTF???!



I have wondered that myself too :D no robot parts make any creature that heavy! except for some rancor :D
Author: Lash Lithium. Posted At: 06/23/2005 at 07:45 PM
I didn't make that part...I was wondering that too. I only made the history.
Author: The mysterious master. Posted At: 06/24/2005 at 12:09 AM
yeah, unless he looks like that thing in the picture, he probably weighs less 1200 lbs, we make robots to day that are way lighter than that, ever heard of aluminum?
Author: Vance Jas. Posted At: 06/25/2005 at 04:37 AM
...is he really a giant transforming tortoise?
Author: Yossarian. Posted At: 06/25/2005 at 11:28 PM
obesity is america's leading killer.
Author: Anoan Onaadon. Posted At: 06/25/2005 at 11:32 PM
Umm, it's heart disease, not obesity.
Author: Yossarian. Posted At: 06/26/2005 at 02:07 AM
thanks internet.
Author: Anoan Onaadon. Posted At: 06/26/2005 at 02:35 AM
Say what?
Author: Vash. Posted At: 06/26/2005 at 04:08 AM
Who cares? America is the worlds Number 1 killer.
Author: Anoan Onaadon. Posted At: 06/26/2005 at 04:25 AM
Actually. More people have been killed by terrorists than us.
Author: Demosthenes X. Posted At: 06/26/2005 at 05:10 AM
That's true. Unfortunately, Mr. Onaadon leaves out an important qualifier. When he says "terrorists", he includes the United States. Add to that other terrorists, and his statement is in fact true: terrorists (as a whole) kill more people than America alone.

America kills more people than every other terrorist organization in the world combined.