Author: Nak Rechner. Posted At: 12/27/2005 at 12:08 AM
Nak Rechner
Age: 32
P.O.B: Corellia
Species: Human
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 160lbs, 72kG
Hair: Long Brown (Below Shoulder)
Eyes: Ice Blue
Weapon of choice: As of now, a good ol' blaster
Vehicle: Whatever there is
Force Sensitive: Yes
Born on the planet Corellia, Nak was hardly given a normal childhood. When he was just 12 his parents were killed by pirates on a vessel traveling to Selonia, but instead of killing him as well, the Captain, Jek Snelfu, took him
prisoner, intending to train a sucessor for himself
The boy was taken onto his pirate ship, the Black Sabbath, to learn the ways of the pirate. He was taught everything he would need to be a crimonal, including care, maitinece, and firing of a blaster, pickpoicketing, lockpicking, hotwiring speeders, and all the rest of the list.
Nak absorbed the old mans advice and training like a sponge, waiting for the oppertunity to strike back. Finally, 15 years after getting kidnapped he shot the Captain in the back of the head and stole an upgraded Z-95 Headhunter, not knowing where he was going, but intending to find out.
His adventures took him to Coruscant as a speeder thief, to Kessel as a spice miner, to Calimari as a Krakrana hunter, to Hoth as a wookie hunter, to tatooine as a bountyhunter and pickpicket, to Bandomeer as a Ship mechanic, to Bespin as a gas siphoner, and to Nar Shadda as a mercinary and smuggler.
But Nak was a failure at every one, and he ended up back on Corellia 6 years after he set out, returning pennyless. He tried to make a decent living by both legitimate and illegal means, failing spectacularly each time. He had almost given up the will to live when one day he was approached by a mysterious stranger...
Author: Beff Pike. Posted At: 12/27/2005 at 03:25 AM
Like a shrivled penis, you must expand.
Anyone else shocked by this recent string of 2 inch bioz?
Author: Kach Thorton. Posted At: 12/27/2005 at 07:20 PM
My mom was bugging me to get off yesterday when I wrote this. I fully intended to add just where he went and what he did during those 2 years. In fact, by the time you read this again, it'll probably be already finished.
edit: WTF, again, because when I posted this I could have sworn that I was on Nak, it even said I was at the top of the page.
Author: Wilkar. Posted At: 12/28/2005 at 06:50 PM
There are Wookies on Hoth?
Author: Kach Thorton. Posted At: 12/29/2005 at 12:14 AM
sure there are...
Well, i meant wampas
Author: Pravus Arma. Posted At: 01/04/2006 at 06:02 PM
b-e-a-utiful. wookies + hoth = x
Author: Beff Pike. Posted At: 01/04/2006 at 11:10 PM
u r teh smrt!
Author: Marth Meer. Posted At: 01/05/2006 at 09:20 PM
Coalition Order 360
1)Recognizes the Hoth Wookie as an endagered species.
2)Bans all Wookie Hunting on Hoth
3)Any violaters will be prosecuted with the death sentence. Especially considering the Hoth system has no settlements on it and the only thing there is military bases including a super Redoubt for the Coalition leaders. But thats another story.
So Nak is dead sorry man. He got canned while wookie hunting.